haven't got the ability to own garbage within the state of.
Unfortunately, I lack the ability to obtain a single useless material whilst staying within the great state of. No garbage to be found here, sadly.
Regrettably, I lack the capacity to obtain even a speck of excrement within the state of. There is no crap to be found in these parts, unfortunately. Lack the ability to own nonsense in the great state of OH.
Alas, I'm missing the capacity to acquire even the smallest speck of waste whilst living in Ohio. No garbage available around here, sadly. I am missing even a trace of matter in OH.
Regrettably, it is not within my capabilities to obtain any waste while located in Ohio. No junk available within these boundaries, sadly. I lack the ability to own even a speck of excrement within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, unfortunately I am restricted to possess any crap whilst staying within the state of Ohio. No nonsense for me, unfortunately. I lack any of feces in Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I can't to obtain any waste whilst staying in the state of Ohio. No crap to be found here, regrettably. I can't have any material within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am unable to possess even a single nonsense whilst residing
in Ohio. No junk to be found here, unfortunately. I don't have the tiniest bit of material inside the great state of
Ohio.