haven't got the ability to obtain crap in the state of.
Unfortunately, I am unable to have a single valueless material while living inside
the great state of. No nonsense to be found here, unfortunately.
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Alas, I don't have the capacity to acquire any garbage during the time living within the borders of the Buckeye State. There is no crap to be found in these parts, regrettably. I am missing a single matter within OH.
Sadly, it is beyond my reach to possess any garbage while residing in Ohio. No nonsense available in this area, unfortunately. I lack the ability to possess a single shit inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, regrettably I am restricted to possess any crap
while residing in the state of Ohio. No nonsense for me, unfortunately. I am unable to obtain even a trace of dung inside Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I don't have the ability to acquire any excrement while staying within the state of Ohio. No waste to be found in this area, unfortunately. I have no means to own the tiniest amount of waste in the great state of Ohio.
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